The Startling Adventures of Impressive Man 2

Author: boorite

Date: May 29, 2003

by boorite
5-29-03
I'm not a professor. I flunked out of the Berkeley PhD chem program with a Master's. And my name isn't Evil. It's Tim.
Great Caesar's dressing gown! He actually believes what he is saying! Has he turned his Mind Ray on himself, to better play the part of an innocent?
You're saying that out loud, you know.
Your fly is open, you hideous malformed sack of toad pus.
If we're done here, I'm going to go call Security, OK?
Pretending not to read my thoughts. Very clever indeed.