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| I confess, you have presented me with the most compelling sales pitch I have heard in some time, but it is sadly lacking in specifics. Would it trouble you to elaborate somewhat? | |
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| There's not much to elaborate. Res ipsa loquitur. No fine print or hidden catches. Just my pole in your cornhole. | |
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| Yes, yes, the banalities are well within my power to understand. What I'm asking is, if you mean to provide this "service," a term I use advisedly, then what consideration do you demand in return? | |
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| Ah, the source of our misunderstanding emerges. Allow me to clarify: No consideration is required, and none is expected. | |
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| That is a generous offer, though one I am still inclined to decline, for the sake of my general welfare. Unless, of course, my consent is another item that is not required? | |
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| Neither required nor expected. I apologize if my original wording did not make these terms quite clear. | |
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