Food courtship

Author: boorite

Date: August 27, 2003

by boorite
8-27-03
Would you like to try our new Rotisserie Mung Biscuit?
What the hell is it?
What the hell does it sound like?
Like a savory hair pie, trapped in Elmer's glue and flogged with a genuine toadskin mallet.
Nope. It's an aged priest's beanbag, lightly shriveled and tossed in festive pine vinegar.
Does that come with fries?