Food just doesn't get faster than this

Author: boorite

Date: August 28, 2003

by boorite
8-28-03
Would you like to try our new Radioactive Value Combo?
Isn't that a bag of assorted cabinet hardware shat upon from a dizzying height?
Nope. It's an angry wasp trapped in a cardboard box served on a bed of shredded tax documents.
OK, then.
Now what?
I fly up your shorts and sting you repeatedly in the balls.