Beef safety facts

Author: boorite

Date: August 28, 2003

by boorite
8-28-03
Maybe you should try our 99 cent Uber Bargain menu.
You mean I can get some kind of animal meat sandwich for 99 cents?
Nope. For 99 cents, our Assistant Manager parks his Chevy Nova at your table and forces you to lick dead bugs off the radiator grille.
Do you have anything less horrible?
I have leprosy.
I'll take that.