Out of time and out of pants

Author: boorite

Date: September 2, 2003

by boorite
9-02-03
Greetings, man of the past! I am from the year 2003!
Crikey! Another city boy wanderin' around with no britches.
That's because pants can't go through the time machine.
But you're still wearin' them underpants, and that shirt, and them army boots.
OK, I took off my pants to let my knees breathe a little, and BAM I was back in 1901.
Should I shoot 'im now or wait 'til his back is turned?