In which I attempt to bamboozle a hayseed

Author: boorite

Date: September 2, 2003

by boorite
9-02-03
Well then, Mr. Future Britches, why don't you give me some future knowledge I can use? Like some ultra-modern farming methods.
OK! In 1958, we discovered that application of magnesium oxide will quintuple your yields. Pumpkins the size of Volkswagens!
What the hell's a Volkswagen?
What the hell is magnesium oxide?