Surely

Author: boorite

Date: September 2, 2003

by boorite
9-02-03
I'm about to introduce you to my daughter. But if'n you so much as look at 'er, I'll castrate you with a grape hook.
Not to worry. In 2003, we males are castrated at age 30 for population control.
C'mon, then.
Surely that thing about the grape hook is just a figure of speech.