Time-traveling salesman

Author: boorite

Date: September 2, 2003

by boorite
9-02-03
So you're the farmer's daughter, and I'm the stranded traveler, and your father's out there harvesting hay. You know what has to happen next, eh?
Yeah. You gotta muck them stalls before Daddy comes home, or else he takes your balls off with a grape hook.
Right! Where's that shovel?
Dumbshit.