CC 34: How low is the humor, mama?

Author: boorite

Date: June 5, 2001

by boorite
6-05-01
How high is the water, Papa?
The hives are gone, I've lost my bees
Us chickens are up in the willow trees
And I've got manboobs down to my knees!
Probably caused by high estrogen levels in the storm runoff. The estrogen comes from the urine of women on birth control pills.
Oh well. At least we'll have a great cotton crop next year.
Plus I can tittyfuck you!