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Author: boorite

Date: January 30, 2004

by boorite
1-30-04
Constipation got you down, Jumbo?
I got 400 pounds of rock-hard shit jammed up my ass.
Flush it out with Granny Kraken's Herbaceous Colon Wash!
Can it deliver natural laxative agents at up to 400 PSI?
You bet it can! It's the only air-driven all-natural enema you can buy without a prescription!
Nozzle me up then, and be quick about it. Just stand clear when I yell "there she blows."