Benchwarmer

Author: boorite

Date: March 10, 2004

by boorite
3-10-04
Master, why-- wait on! Where are your trousers?
Perhaps these are trousers only dreaming they are boxers.
Are you really a Zen Master?
I am as long as Master Sozhun is off shitting up the forest.
OK then, I'll ask you. How long before a student masters astrophysics?
Three, four months, tops.