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| Stop givin' me the sweet-eye before I go upside your head with this hickory stick. | |
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| The caterwaul emanating from her dessicated glottis contributes nothing in the way of erection, a state I fear I shall never enjoy again. | |
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| My friend, evolution has crafted human males to be attracted to voluptuous young women fit for childbearing. Something has gone awry with your wiring. | |
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| Perhaps it is my father's stash of "granny porn," which I have been raiding of late. | |
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| Yes, that would explain it. | |
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| Care to peruse a copy of "Naughty Kneeling Nanas?" | |
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