Mr. boorite goes to breakfast

Author: boorite

Date: April 27, 2004

by boorite
4-27-04
So you're the new guy from Guns for Dictators? I don't have to tell you that the Administration looks favorably on your cause.
Yes, Mr. Vice President. But about that name. The word "Dictators" tests through the floor in our focus groups. So we're thinking 'Taters.
Guns for 'Taters?
No, no. Think cute: Toys for 'Taters.
Snappy! And since we're talking about my special favorites here...
That's right! Dick's Taters!