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| You must help me. My daughter has been kidnapped by the Illuminati. | |
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| I'll cash your checks, Pops, but let's get one thing straight: There IS no Illuminati | |
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| My fiction just isn't ringing true. | |
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| Then write from your experience. | |
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| You must help me. My orthotics are disintegrating. | |
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| Try the shoe store next to JC Penney. | |
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