The restaurant business

Author: boorite

Date: July 9, 2004

by boorite
7-09-04
Welcome to Chez Boorite. How many are dining with you today?
None. I am here to give the proprietor a savage beating.
Would you like to hear our daily specials?
Certainly not. Just show me to the owner's office, where I might brutalize him.
Today, Chef Boorite will prepare for you a blackened Cajun banana peel, aged in his car, coated with fresh jumbo Maine lobster smegma.
Where is he?