Airport security

Author: boorite

Date: August 25, 2004

by boorite
8-25-04
I've put my pants on the conveyor belt. Now what?
We have detected traces of household solvents that can be used in bomb-making.
That's stain remover! I tend to stain my pants.
Sorry, we have to keep your pants for further analysis.
Is there a draft in here?
Please be seated, sir. We are making an emergency landing in Lake Michigan.