Law and Odor

Author: boorite

Date: October 27, 2004

by boorite
10-27-04
Hello, sir. I'm investigating some crime or other, and I was wondering if I might come in and fart up your house.
I'd really rather you didn't.
I have a warrant.
To fart up my house? Let me see that!
Maybe I should just haul you downtown and fart on you in a small, windowless room.
My lawyer is the best in the business, and it's him you'll be farting on.