Friday the 13th Part Gabe

Author: boorite

Date: July 11, 2001

by boorite
7-11-01
Gabe! Is my daughter alright? What happened?
She'll be fine. See, when we got to the honeymoon suite, I nailed up a horseshoe for luck, and it fell on her head.
Oh my! When you were carrying her over the threshold?
No, when I was banging her like a pawnshop gong!