The call of Nature

Author: boorite

Date: July 19, 2001

by boorite
7-19-01
Ah, nature in the heart of the city! It's great to live in a metro area with so much greenspa--
*** dee dee dum dum deeep *** Hello? HELLO? YEAH, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Sir, get off that phone, or your caller shall be treated to the sound of me shoving it up your ass and flinging you over the Falls.
NOTHING, JUST SOME ASSHOLE!! LOOK, PICK UP AN EXTRA BAG OF BUGLES ON THE WAY HOME, HUH? NO, NACHO CHEESE!!!
Wow, he swins pretty good. Oops, no he doesn't.