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| Mr. President, my organization would like to apply for funding under your "faith-based initiatives" so that we can provide outreach to young boys. | |
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| Sounds jim-dandy! Tell me more! | |
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| We teach boys valuable skills and we keep them off the street. We give them unconditional love and a can-do attitude. We'll throw some Jesus in there if it gets us the Federal bucks. | |
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| Say no more, you silver-tongued rascal! Please accept this here big-ass sack of money. | |
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| Uncle Dick, what does "NAMBLA" stand for? | |
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| Oh shit! Did I forget to purge my Netscape history again? | |
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