Tickle Me Wirthling

Author: boorite

Date: August 17, 2001

by boorite
8-17-01
I got you a little present, dear. It's in your room.
Cool!
WHAT? You've gotta be shitting me!
Button up, Junior. C'mere and lemme tell your fortune.
Mom, what's pederast, and why would I do it to my cereal?