The War on Terror has won

Author: boorite

Date: September 17, 2005

by boorite
9-17-05
Sir, because you're running to your plane last-minute style, we must detain you for bonus security purposes.
You guys never stop thinkin', do you?
Sir, it appears that trained apes have packed your belongings.
They weren't trained.
Sir, do you have any weapons in your pants?
Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it.