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| I found a ceramic statuette of a largemouth bass waving an American flag. | |
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| I understand those words, but not in the same sentence. | |
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| See? It is shown leaping majestically from storm-tossed plastic waves. | |
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| Proudly bearing a bass-sized Old Glory. Wow, somebody MADE that. | |
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| Let's send it to someone we hate. | |
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