A million for this beater?

Author: boorite

Date: September 17, 2001

by boorite
9-17-01
I'd like to be a rock musician, but I'm too smart. I'd like a brain transplant, please.
Ah, yes. We have bass player brains for a hundred, guitarist brains for fifty, and vocalist brains for thirty-five.
Gee, that seems cheap. How much for a drummer's brain?
Cost you a million.
What? Why so much?
Never been used.