Beatnik Joe and the Green Bastard

Author: boorite

Date: September 20, 2006

by boorite
9-20-06
What's taking you so long in here?
ATTEMPTING TO DIVINE THE PURPOSE OF THIS MECHANISM!
"WIPE ON SEX APPEAL! INCREASE YOUR PULLING POWER!!"
Would you mind using your inside voice so the whole gas station won't think we're gaying each other?
"75 CENTS! INSERT, THRUST, PULL!!"