Cowboy encounters of the worst kind

Author: boorite

Date: September 20, 2006

by boorite
9-20-06
So I mosey into the terlet, and I swear to Jesus, there's a guy in a fuckin' Gumby suit!
Jumpin' Jehovah on the air guitar! What'd you do?
Whaddya think? I been dreamin' of this moment all my life!
Oh, right...
WHAT ARE THE RULES OF THIS "ASS RODEO?"
If I stay on for 7 seconds, I win!