Unexpurgated Hee-Haw

Author: boorite

Date: October 21, 2001

by boorite
10-21-01
Why did the farmer build his hog pen on the LEFT side of the road?
To keep his hog in?
Haw haw, right you are. Now: Why does Uncle Sam wear red, white, and blue suspenders?
To keep his pants up?
I thought it was to keep his hog in.
This is a family show, God dammit.