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| Hey, kids! Horse-Faced Whore here to talk about wonderful Ohio! Homesick for Louisiana? Just hold the special FlavorCat over your bedspread and squeeze! | |
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| Voila: Gumbo, Columbus style! | |
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| Ah, the endless, flat beauty of the breathtaking soybean fields. A cute guy behind every tree! And a clear line of sight to the stuff on every porch. | |
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| And for night life, a diverse variety of herpes commercials! Because Ohio is rich in sexually-transmitted diseases. | |
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| Ohio is a just a car or plane ride away from desirable locations! | |
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| Scenic Ohio: The Birthplace of Aviation! | |
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