It ain't rocket science. OK, it is, actually.

Author: boorite

Date: November 21, 2001

by boorite
11-21-01
"Thank you for participating in the Adopt Some Unexploded Ordinance program."
"Your live munition was plucked from a petting zoo in Laos. Enclosed please find instructions for disarming."
I think "XL58E1 Cartridge-Operated Rocket Wrench" is just bureaucratese for "claw hammer."