New Testament Outtakes: Conversion

Author: boorite

Date: November 21, 2001

by boorite
11-21-01
On the road to Damascus...
Saul of Tarsus! Why are you persecuting me?
Gasp! A vision! You want me to follow you, O Lord!
A schmuck like you I need latching on like some kinda shikker parasite? Oy, no thanks. I'm here to read you your pedigree.
Hey! I've gone blind!
Listen to you. Oh, oh, I'm blind, woe is me. Hey, Yahweh LIKES me, and look where it got me.
Is it too late to take up tax collecting or grass threshing or something?