Non-compete Claus

Author: boorite

Date: December 4, 2001

by boorite
12-04-01
Santa, I've been looking all over for you. I want to give this professional rivalry a rest. How about a Christmas truce?
Sure thing, Frosty, ol' pal. Let's make a nativity scene right here. I brought some dry straw for the manger.
Great! That's it. Just pile it up all around-- hey, what's the Zippo for?
HO HO HOOOO! Nobody fucks with Santa's market share!