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| What's wrong with my story? | |
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| Don't get me wrong. I'm sure the Stone Age shepherd demographic goes apeshit for it. But it'll fly like a lead douchebag with Gens X, Y, and Z. | |
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| So I have to punch it up a little? | |
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| I'll say. First off, let's lose the thorny crown, the nails in the wrist, the spear in the side... | |
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| But without those, I'm just a preachy old hippie! | |
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| Exactly-- the Boomer demographic. | |
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