Character builder

Author: boorite

Date: December 6, 2001

by boorite
12-06-01
So I perform miracles for children because their minds are innocent enough to accommodate faith?
It sounds so much better when you say it, JC. Yeah, you can do loaves and fishes, water into booze, all that Biblical shit.
And my comical appearance is put on merely to reach the children?
You got it! Underneath the greasepaint and motley and halitosis, you are still the Lord of Hosts!
But how do I reach the adults?
Technically, you don't. They think you're a child molestor.