Animal Acts of the Apostles

Author: boorite

Date: December 6, 2001

by boorite
12-06-01
Don't take this the wrong way, JC, but even in a ratty-ass clown suit, you leave something to be desired in the way of "adorable."
What can I do?
It's not what you can do, JC. It's what an adorable sidekick can do for you.
Jesus doesn't have "sidekicks." Jesus has apostles.
Arf!
Big J, meet Paul the Apostle Puppydog. The action on the toys alone will blow your loincloth clear over the Jordan.