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| Make it something truly hokey/But with some geek appeal/A cosplay-furry-fandom Smokey/Bear costume's ideal | |
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| IT hit me while I was on the John/Law One of geekdom sez/The true geek is most hung up on/Looking like what he is | |
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| Can this IT make him a Star Trek dork or/A comic-book-collecting porker? | |
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| IT's worse than a minivan!/The women's sides will split/He'll think he looks like quite The Man/Tooling 'round on "IT" | |
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| Whoopee, "IT's" a scooter. | |
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| But one with 12 onboard computers! | |
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