Jumpin' dragons on a pogo stick

Author: boorite

Date: March 21, 2002

by boorite
3-21-02
Sigh. Here for the gold, I presume. Alright, let's see what you've got.
I've got this here ack-ack, mate.
Impressive. I have armor-plated skin, plasma breath, a 100-foot wingspan, and immortality.
But can you hop? I can hop like a right bastard.