Dragon auditor

Author: boorite

Date: March 21, 2002

by boorite
3-21-02
I suppose you're here to take the gold.
Already done. We've slapped a lien on the whole cave. Our records reflect that you haven't paid taxes in, let's see, all of recorded history.
HHHRRRAAAAHHH!
Uh-oh.
Now I'll need to see receipts dating back to, oh, let's say the Code of Hammurabi.