CC114: Boorite's "The Birds"

Author: boorite

Date: April 18, 2002

by boorite
4-18-02
The birds have gone plumb crazy! What'll we do?
Let's cower in a creepy old house while they pick us off one by one until we go out of our minds.
Let's whine and cry and throw up.
Let's nag my no-good son until he says "fuck it" and tosses me to the crows.
Let's sneak out to our car and hope they don't go apeshit again in the meantime.
Let's put on a hockey mask and cut them to ribbons with a fucking weedwhacker!