Smackdown!

Author: boorite

Date: April 24, 2002

by boorite
4-24-02
If I wanted men in tights abusing each other, I'd go see a gay S&M show.
If I wanted a gay S&M show, I'd clock you with a folding chair and bend you over the ropes.
If I wanted you to clock me with a folding chair and bend me over the ropes, I'd have brought you roses.
If I... what?