Pun gun

Author: boorite

Date: August 8, 2002

by boorite
8-08-02
That stupid columnist. I should chop his arms off with a meat cleaver.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
How about a machine gun that shoots out meat cleavers? Would that be mightier than the pen?
No. The pen is still mightier.
I've got it: a machine gun that shoots pens!
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PEN GUNS!