Got religion?

Author: boorite

Date: August 16, 2002

by boorite
8-16-02
Hey, I found God. You want to take Him off my hands?
Erm, no, I'm thinking not.
Shit, I can't give the thing away! I put it out at a yard sale and the customers just fled.
Wait, is yours a greenish hue?
Hard to say. He sort of irridesces. And he keeps smiting the cats and saying they sinned against Him.
Oh, I see. You've got the Old Testament God there.