Mexican wrestling rules

Author: boorite

Date: October 2, 2002

by boorite
10-02-02
El Pollo Loco? "The Crazy Chicken?" How did you earn such a name?
I never cut my fingernails. Or my toenails. And I never cleaned them. And I screamed a lot.
How come I have never talked to anyone who has fallen before the pestilent toenails of The Crazy Chicken?
They all died of hepatitis.
Scratching is against the rules.
You have obviously never wrestled in Mexico.