Some problems solve themselves

Author: boorite

Date: March 13, 2001

by boorite
3-13-01
Month 1
Ring.
Better not answer it. It's probably a bill collector.
Month 2
Ring. Ring. Ring.
I can't bear it! Why won't the bloodsuckers leave me BE?
Month 3
"Dear Telephone Customer: You may have noticed that you are no longer receiving calls from our billing department..."