Bad boys, bad boys

Author: boorite

Date: March 13, 2001

by boorite
3-13-01
Yeah, I parked you in, Pig. Got a problem with that?
Careful when you back up, Porkie. You scratch my paint and you'll be smellin' some fried-ass bacon!
Yeah, I know my tags are expired. Go ahead and write me a damn ticket. Let's see your badge number.... is that thing real?
Officer, is there a problem? What are you doing to my car?