Father knows best

Author: boorite

Date: October 28, 2002

by boorite
10-28-02
Dad, how can I get a guy to have sex with me?
Well, you see, pumpkin, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
Dad! I know the facts of life. I'm asking how I can get me a piece of that dick!
Can we not have this conversation?
But you said I could ask you anything.
Yes. Ask me if you can have a cookie. Ask me where puppies go when they die. Ask me anything.