Cowed

Author: boorite

Date: March 15, 2001

by boorite
3-15-01
Greetings, domestic ungulate.
Let me guess. You're from the X-Files, right?
No? Planet 10, maybe? You one of them cattle mutilators? Seen Whitley Streiber lately? You gonna abduct me? Can I phone home first?
Ministry of Agriculture.
Not that I was making fun.