Hoof and mouth vignettes

Author: boorite

Date: March 15, 2001

by boorite
3-15-01
Look, you're better off coming with me. If you hang on, your mouth will fill with horrible pustules and your gums and hooves will slough off.
Do I get to go to Heaven?
Well... bovine heaven. Which is eternal daytime television, basically.
What was the first option again?