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On this fourth day of boorite comics, we thought you'd enjoy these hilarious moments divorced from all context.
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| Truth, Oprah? I'd much rather be nuzzling another dog's butt or gnawing a rank chicken bone from the garbage. | |
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| I shall fist thee up to my wristwatch. | |
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[Cue theme music] CROCODILE HUNTER!
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| WHY YOU NAMBY LITTLE FUCKFACE! I'LL WEAR YOUR BALLS FOR A BOWTIE AND CORNHOLE YOUR CORPSE 'TIL YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL PISSES BLOOD ALL OVER HELL! | |
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| Matter of fact, the missus and me got a three-day spouse-swapper lined up at the Milwaukee TraveLodge next week. | |
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Fukui-San! It looks as if the Enormous Insect Pest is dismembering Chairman Kaga alive!
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| We possess none of your military command posts. | |
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