Swiper McSquidfort says "Eat what yer got yer aye on!"

Author: borfo

Date: May 2, 2001

by borfo
5-02-01
Wendy works at McSquidfort.
Hi, Welcome to McSquidfort... What can I do for you tonight?
By cracky! Randy bizzatnattch, ain't she? Myron be hittin' dat sweet ass tonight, W3RD!
Myron brings a bag lunch to the lab most days.
...sure... would you like a cod julep with that, sir?... ...mmm-hmm. ...One large tentacle?
Damn straight dat be one large tentacle, beeeeaaaazznatch!
Wendy takes drive-through orders over a headset.
That'll be $7.08... pay at the first window... Thank you, have a nice day!
Why don't you climb on into my pants and find out fo' yo'self, fine lady?